- Mongoose Publishing
- Planet Mongoose blog
- Twitter: Friend_Computer
- Gareth Hanrahan (Twitter)
- Allen Varney (Twitter)
- Jim Holloway
- Greg Costikyan
- WMD free bonus material .PDF
- RPG.net Game Index entry
- "Why It's Fun to Get Shot Six Times" (Gamegrene.com)
- Setting intro for convention games
- Character creation example
- Complete product list
- Animalcast interview with Allen Varney
- "Troubleshooter" (PARANOIA fanfic by ReverendSpencer)
Actual PARANOIA play
- Carrying water across the hall
- Mister Bubbles
- Mister Bubbles (another run)
- Trouble With Cockroaches
- Origins 2006
- Kublacon 2009 (Straight style)
- Story Games for Everybody
- Me and My Shadow Mark 4
- Inhuman Treason
- "Robot Imana-665-C":
Imana part 1,
Imana part 2,
Imana part 3,
Imana part 4
"Sell me on PARANOIA"
- RPG.net forum 01/2006
- RPG.net forum 08/2006
- RPG.net forum 11/2007
- RPG.net forum 11/2008
- RPG.net forum 09/2010
- Paranoia-Live.net 09/2005
- Mongoose forum 09/2005
- Mongoose forum 11/2005
- Mongoose forum 03/2006
"Huh? New PARANOIA rulebooks?"
- A word from The Computer
- "Currently in print?"
- "What changed in the new books?"
- "How does High Programmers play?"
Advice on running PARANOIA
- How to Run (RPG.net Wiki)
- New at GMing...any tips?
- Advice needed
- New to PARANOIA
- I want to GM, but I need some info
- Curious about GMing a game
- First-time PARANOIA GM
- GMing PARANOIA for the first time!
- Handy list of useful links
- RPG.net forum advice
- Running on a moment's notice
- Starting out (EN World forum)
- Omega Complex
- Secret ULTRAVIOLET Diaries
- CPU Central
- "Mutant Maker" character generator (screen)
- Another character generator (.PDF)
- Mission blender
- "Mr. Bubbles" briefing
- ORANGE equipment list
- Handy links for new GMs
- "New player" tournament handout
- Building real laser pistols
- Troubleshooter errata and index
Reviews of the Mongoose Publishing PARANOIA rulebook:
Reviews of Mongoose PARANOIA supplements:
- Traitor's Manual:
Evan Waters, Cedric Chin, JamPaladin, Neil Lennon, Rory Hughes
- Crash Priority:
Evan Waters, Cedric Chin, JamPaladin
- The Mutant Experience:
Matthew, Neil Lennon
- PARANOIA Flashbacks:
Neil Lennon, Matthew
- Extreme PARANOIA:
- Service, Service!:
Matthew, Neil Lennon, Seafloorian
- Criminal Histories:
Neil Lennon, Matthew
- The Underplex:
Darren MacLennan, Neil Lennon, Petri Wessman
- Gamemaster Screen:
- The Little RED Book:
- Internal Security:
- High Programmers:
- Practically the entire
PARANOIA support line:
25th Anniversary rulebooks:
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Official development blog for the PARANOIA roleplaying game. No description is available at your security clearance. The Computer is your friend.
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Attention, citizen! The Computer's loyal servants in Internal Security have approved the PARANOIA Bundle of Holding for your security clearance. This bundle has everything you need to become a Troubleshooter hunting traitors in Alpha Complex.For just US$9.95, you get all three titles in our RED-Clearance core collection (retail value $42):
- PARANOIA (retail price $24): The 2004 Mongoose edition ("Service Pack 1," with errata corrected) of the classic 1984 SFRPG of light-hearted backstabbing in a future underground city ruled by an insane Computer.
- Criminal Histories (retail $9): This character-creation rules supplement helps your Troubleshooters uncover all kinds of treason in their past -- their own and each other's.
- GM Screen and Mission Blender (retail $9): These charts let you generate an entire mission, from briefing to debriefing and terminations, with a mere 60 or 70 die rolls.
And if you pay more than the threshold price (around $23 at this writing), you'll rise in clearance and get our ULTRAVIOLET-Clearance collection of five bonus titles:
- Flashbacks (retail $24): This must-have 256-page mission collection presents classic 1980s PARANOIA missions updated for the 2004 edition. Learn why Vapors Don't Shoot Back, which citizens get The YELLOW Clearance Black Box Blues, when to Send in the Clones, and what to do when Something Falls Off.
- The Traitor's Manual (retail $9): A comprehensive guide to secret societies like the First Church of Christ-Computer Programmer, Psion, the Sierra Club, and of course, honest-to-Lenin Communists.
- Crash Priority (retail $9): Five new missions ranging from "Guard this invisible, undetectable train" to "Serve beverages to death-row traitors."
- STUFF (retail $9): The Alpha Complex auction site, C-bay, offers a ton of new gear, from weapons and ordnance (Lazookas, NuFlesh First Aid Pistols) to Malfeasance Control Devices (Say-No-Evil Speech Censors, Cellophane Jumpsuits).
- The Mutant Experience (retail $9): New mutant powers like Speed and Creeping Madness, mutagens for giving the gift that keeps on giving (treason), and special equipment just for filthy muties.
Almost all the titles in this offer are illustrated by The One True PARANOIA Artist, the incomparable Jim Holloway. Ten percent of your payment is split equally between the two charities selected by Famous Game Designer Allen Varney: the Electronic Frontier Foundation and Human Rights Watch.
The starting threshold price of this PARANOIA Bundle will be weighted to keep it from rising too fast. The sooner you buy, the lower the threshold is, and the cheaper it is to get the bonus supplements.
There's another reason to buy early. If The Computer generously authorizes the addition of new bonus titles to this collection after launch, PLC forkbots will automatically place the new additions on your Wizard's Cabinet download page, REGARDLESS of whether you paid more than the bonus threshold. Praise The Computer!
"Of course," you're saying, "I already own all these titles." Well, how about recruiting a new citizen? By paying more than the threshold price, you can give a Bundle of Holding as a gift. CPU considers this the most efficient way to introduce newcomers to a life in joyous service to The Computer.
You have not yet purchased this collection, citizen. Why not? Are you mistrustful of The Computer's generosity? Perhaps this Internal Security agent can encourage you. Buy with certainty, and quickly -- this PARANOIA Bundle of Holding offer ends Monday morning, June 23rd.
Monday, June 10, 2013
Comrades! Now to be viewink Jolly Roger Games Kickstarter commune-funding campaign to be reprintink glorious 1980s board game Kremlin, originally published by Fata Morgana and later Awalon Hill. (Boardgamegeek Kremlin page.)
Kremlin is game of secretly allocating influence to promote Soviet apparatchiks through ranks up to glorious Party Leader. Vinner is first player whose Party Leader waves at three annual Loyalty Day parades. (Is not enough just to be Party Leader -- you have to wave.)
Kremlin is played for up to ten turns, ending as soon as the Party Chief successfully waves three times at the May Day Parade, or when so many politicians are dead or in Siberia that the Party Chief can disband the Politburo and take complete power for himself.US$25 for Kremlin game ($40 for international shipments), plus many Kickstarter-exclusive stretch goal revards. Go forth, comrade! Pledge to Kremlin Kickstarter! Be supportink glorious rewolution!
Each turn has phases. The most important of these are the KGB trials (which can send party members to Siberia or the cemetery) and the Defense Ministry's Spy Investigations, which can also force politicians on a winter's gulag holiday. With the KGB, the catch is that the higher up the ladder the target, the more difficult to bring down, and Party Chiefs tend to change KGB leaders who take shots at the top. For the Defense Minister, his investigations require a trial to be successful -- and a guilty vote, and that isn't always possible in the Central Committee.
The catch? Players allot influence secretly at the start of the game and don't reveal it until it is used, meaning no one knows who controls the KGB or any other ministry, not until Influence is revealed -- and even then, who knows who still has undeclared influence on that person? It is possible players can swap control back and forth over the KGB chief even as he is trying to determine who to assassinate!
Once the carnage is done, players have to survive the ravages of aging -- and every time a politician takes action, he ages faster than normal. Your 50-year old star of the party? Well, suddenly he's acting like he's 83, Comrade. Life near the top will do that to you. In the Health phase, politicians may die or grow sick -- sick politicians can choose to go to the hospital, but while there, they exert no influence and their responsibilities pass on to other politicians. Sometimes this means your man must make the heroic sacrifice to the Rodina and remain on the job even while at death's door.
Once we know who is still alive, the Party Chief is allowed to move politicians between posts. After all, he's in control of the bureaucracy. He can move people up and down, and when he's done, upper ministers do so as well -- but can only affect politicians below them on the food chain. Heck, politicians can even sponsor comrades in exile in Siberia to come back to the People. Of course, each person you bring back ages you five years....want to bring back five? Age 25 years in the blink of an eye, Tovarich.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Dr Shoukhrat Mitalipov said: "A thorough examination of the stem cells derived through this technique demonstrated their ability to convert just like normal embryonic stem cells, into several different cell types, including nerve cells, liver cells and heart cells.-- "Embryonic stem cells: Advance in human cloning" (BBC, 15 May 2013)
"While there is much work to be done in developing safe and effective stem cell treatments, we believe this is a significant step forward in developing the cells that could be used in regenerative medicine." [...]
The technique takes the same sample of skin cells but converts them using proteins to "induced pluripotent" stem cells. However, there are still questions about the quality of stem cells produced using this method compared with embryonic stem cells.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
You know what's an irreversible waste of time, money and effort? Eating food you take pleasure in eating. I mean, wouldn't you rather just ingest a tasteless form of sustenance for the rest of your life and never have to go through that tedious rigmarole of opening and eating a pre-made sandwich or enjoying a huge hungover fry-up ever again? Rob Rhinehart -- a 24-year-old software engineer from Atlanta and, presumably, an impossibly busy man -- thinks so.
Rob found himself resenting the inordinate amount time it takes to fry an egg in the morning and decided something had to be done. Simplifying food as "nutrients required by the body to function" (which sounds totally bulimic, I know, but I promise it's not), Rob has come up with an odourless, beige cocktail he calls Soylent.
I wasn't sure if he was trolling at first, because "soylent" is the name of a wafer made out of human flesh and fed to the overpopulated masses in the seminal 1973 sf film Soylent Green, but then I read the extensive post on Rob's blog about how he came to make the stuff and started to believe him. Soylent contains all the nutritive components of a balanced diet, but with just a third of the calories and none of the toxins or cancer-causing stuff you'd usually find waiting to kill you in your lunch. Despite the fact it looks a bit like vomit, Soylent supposedly has the potential to change the entire world's relationship with food, so I spoke to Rob to find out how.
"This Man Thinks He Never Has to Eat Again" (Monica Heisey, Vice magazine)
Monday, March 04, 2013
It is tempting to think that programming empathy into an AI would be easy, but designing a friendly machine is more difficult than it looks. You could give it a benevolent goal — something cuddly and utilitarian, like maximising human happiness. But an AI might think that human happiness is a biochemical phenomenon. It might think that flooding your bloodstream with non-lethal doses of heroin is the best way to maximise your happiness. It might also predict that shortsighted humans will fail to see the wisdom of its interventions. It might plan out a sequence of cunning chess moves to insulate itself from resistance. Maybe it would surround itself with impenetrable defences, or maybe it would confine humans — in prisons of undreamt-of efficiency.Ok, the "undreamt-of efficiency" bit may not be quite accurate...
The Ultraviolet Books PARANOIA novel Stay Alert by Allen Varney (i.e. me, designer of the 2004 Mongoose Publishing edition of PARANOIA) has been added to the Bundle of Holding, a collection of DRM-free ebook novels by leading RPG designers, sold for a price you set yourself. Modeled on the popular Humble Bundle and similar offers, the Bundle of Holding supports indie authors as well as two fine charities.
Stay Alert is an official PARANOIA novel authorized by the RPG's owners. Newly promoted to RED Clearance, Tech Services maintenance tech Fletcher-R leads a team of Troubleshooters on a mission to return a stolen helpbot to its rightful (?) owner. He winds up in the middle of a gang war, with the greatest threats coming from (of course) his fellow Troubleshooters.
The other nine authors now in the Bundle of Holding:
- Matt Forbeck (Brave New World): the first book in his "Shotguns and Sorcery" trilogy, Hard Times in Dragon City.
- Jenna Katerin Moran (Nobilis, Exalted): Fable of the Swan, set in the world of her new "Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine."
- Chuck Wendig (Hunter: The Vigil): a nine-story collection, Irregular Creatures.
- Stephen D. Sullivan (one of the original TSR D&D crew and co-founder of Pacesetter Ltd.): an action-filled romp called Tournament of Death.
- Sarah Newton (Legends of Anglerre, Chronicles of Future Earth, Achtung Cthulhu): Mindjammer, a transhuman space opera based on her recent FATE rulebook of the same name.
- Rafael Chandler (Scorn, Spite): a hard-boiled vampire sf-horror-crime novel, Hexcommunicated.
- Mur Lafferty (the Warcraft and WoW tabletop RPGs, the Storyteller games): Playing for Keeps, a satirical superhero novel in Seventh City, where it gets hard to tell the good guys from the bad.
- Derek Pearcy (In Nomine): a Neal Stephenson-style superhero novel, Hero Worship.
- Aaron Rosenberg (the ENnie-winning Lure of the Lich Lord, Races of Destiny for D&D): the first book in his space opera series, Birth of the Dread Remora.
Monday, January 07, 2013
Loyal and presumably worthy citizen Rob Bricken has written a piece for Gawker's popular science fiction fan site io9 with the excellent and inarguably worthy title "Why the PARANOIA RPG's Alpha Complex is the greatest dystopia of all time."
Certain points in this praiseworthy piece show a lack of familiarity with the current Mongoose Publishing edition of PARANOIA, and regrettably there is no mention of the official line of novels from Ultraviolet Books. But it's the work of moments for loyal citizens to drop by, create a Gawker account, and post a gentle correction in the comments.
Tuesday, January 01, 2013
The Computer's loyal servants in Technical Services have discovered Communist sabotage of various timekeeping devices across Alpha Complex. Doubtless the traitors, who will doubtless soon be apprehended, intended to sow doubt in The Computer's doubtlessly accurate chronological fidelity. Because all these devices display different degrees of error, Central Processing has ordered a complex-wide reset, requiring Year 214 to be repeated from the beginning.
Nothing of import happened with PARANOIA in 2012. But stay tuned, because a large project is afoot, or soon to climb to its feet. Should it happen, PARANOIA will have a strong 2013. As always, The Computer commends all loyal citizens for their cooperation.