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"Huh? New PARANOIA rulebooks?"
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- Traitor's Manual:
Evan Waters, Cedric Chin, JamPaladin, Neil Lennon, Rory Hughes - Crash Priority:
Evan Waters, Cedric Chin, JamPaladin - The Mutant Experience:
Matthew, Neil Lennon - PARANOIA Flashbacks:
Neil Lennon, Matthew - STUFF:
Matthew - WMD:
Seafloorian - Extreme PARANOIA:
David Graffam - Service, Service!:
Matthew, Neil Lennon, Seafloorian - Criminal Histories:
Neil Lennon, Matthew - The Underplex:
Darren MacLennan, Neil Lennon, Petri Wessman - Gamemaster Screen:
Neil Lennon - The Little RED Book:
Neil Lennon - Troubleshooters:
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Silent - Practically the entire
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Official development blog for the PARANOIA roleplaying game. No description is available at your security clearance. The Computer is your friend.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
PARANOIA in the real world: Change your name
Seeking to modernize its vast database on China's 1.3 billion citizens, the government's Public Security Bureau has been replacing the handwritten identity card that every Chinese must carry with a computer-readable one, complete with color photos and embedded microchips. The new cards are harder to forge and can be scanned at places like airports where security is a priority.
The bureau's computers, however, are programmed to read only 32,252 of the roughly 55,000 Chinese characters, according to a 2006 government report. The result is that Miss Ma [Cheng] and at least some of the 60 million other Chinese with obscure characters in their names cannot get new cards — unless they change their names to something more common.
Moreover, the situation is about to get worse or, in the government's view, better. Since at least 2003, China has been working on a standardized list of characters for people to use in everyday life, including when naming children. [...] A government linguistics official told Xinhua, the state-run news agency, that the list would include more than 8,000 characters. Although that is far fewer than the database now supposedly includes, the official said it was more than enough "to convey any concept in any field." About 3,500 characters are in everyday use. [...]
By some estimates, 100 surnames cover 85 percent of China's citizens. Laobaixing, or "old hundred names," is a colloquial term for the masses. By contrast, 70,000 surnames cover 90 percent of Americans.
The number of Chinese family names in use has tended to shrink as China's population has grown, a winnowing of surnames that has occurred in many cultures over time. At last count, China's Wangs were leading with more than 92 million, followed by 91 million Lis and 86 million Zhangs. To refer to an unidentified person — the equivalent of "just anybody" in English — one Chinese saying can be loosely translated this way: "some Zhang, some Li." The potential for mix-ups is vast. There are nearly enough Chinese named Zhang Wei to populate the city of Pittsburgh. [...]
Miss Ma said that while her given name was unusual, bank employees, passport control clerks and ticket agents had always managed to deal with it, usually by writing it by hand. But when she tried to renew her identity card last August, she said, Beijing public security officials turned her down flat. "Your name is so troublesome and problematic," she recalled an official telling her. "Just change it."
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