<$BlogRSDURL$>

Official development blog for the PARANOIA roleplaying game. No description is available at your security clearance. The Computer is your friend.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

New Drug Generator 

"Would you like more drugs, citizen?" -- "Yes, Friend Computer!"

In Alpha Complex, life -- if you can call it that -- slides along a rut heavily moistened by medication. The PARANOIA rulebook includes a drug name generation table, but Gamemaster, if you want to show your Troubleshooters the whole label (including indication and side effects), head to Generatorland's New Drug Generator and keep clicking the pill until you feel all mellow inside.

Kriloxx


(for Pankerwhipoid Palsy)

Potential side effects: exaggeration, ankle swelling, and weight gain.

(Via The Generator Blog, one of my favorite places to blow an hour or two.)

Comments: Post a Comment

Copyright © 2004-2013 by Greg Costikyan and Eric Goldberg. All your rights are belong to us. No bloody Creative Commons here! Bwahahaha!
No, seriously. If you make non-commercial use of stuff here, that's fine, but we reserve all commercial rights, and all rights to prepare derivative material on things posted here. In addition, posters of comments must be aware that we reserve the right to use whatever material they post here, and/or derivative works therefrom, in PARANOIA, supplementary products, licensed products, or derivative work, without any compensation whatever, for all time to come and throughout this universe and any alternate universes that may be discovered. At our discretion, and without obligation, we may, if it strikes our fancy, make a good faith effort to credit you for stuff we use, but we can't promise it won't slip our minds, in the hurly-burly of meeting deadlines. (Actually, we intend to do that, but it's possible we'll screw up.) By posting comments, you grant us a non-revocable, perpetual, non-exclusive license to use whatever you post, in whatsoever fashion we deem useful, here or in any other forum, in PARANOIA or in any and all future products, including but not limited to derivative works, and specifically but not exclusively including the microbrewery beer, ale and porter; salty and sugary snack; and tattoo design rights deriving therefrom. Woohoo! Is that enough legalese for you? The Computer is Your Friend.

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?